Then one day I had a telephone consultation with "Lilly". I knew which direction this was going to go the moment that I answered the phone, because she started talking and she didn't stop. Lilly spent the better part of a half hour trying to convince me that she was completely, totally, so over her ex-boyfriend, "John", who was stolen from her by Evil Gloria-- a woman whom Lilly claimed used black magic to wrench John from her. Damn Gloria.
Here is where I tried to interrupt Lilly so that I could begin the reading. I was abruptly cut off by Lilly's voice saying, with only slightly veiled disdain: "I'm paying you to listen to me."
"Well, no", I replied, "You're paying me to read for you, and without some quiet, I can't do this." I thought this was a remarkably diplomatic way of telling Lilly to shut up.
Anyway, it didn't matter. Lilly started off on another ten minute tangent of how Evil Gloria stole John with her tremendous powerful utterly awful black magic. About this time, she also started listing off all the psychics that she's went to and how they've all told her that she would be happily reunited with John and Evil Gloria would meet a guy named Karma. Lilly went on to talk about all the money that she's spent on magic spells that she paid other people to do for her regarding this situation. Her speech was interspersed for some reason with lot's of "I would never try to convert you..." and "I don't mean to be rude-- but..." .
Lilly also kept referring to John as her 'twin soul', but from the look of the tarot cards that I kept laying, I'd say that John was getting comfortable with Evil Gloria, and maybe he was seriously considering a restraining order against Chatterbox Lilly-- and I thought to myself, if he wasn't, he should be.